If you’re like us and decided to give up fish for lent, then you made the right choice! If you gave up midweek drinking, like we did one year, well, we’re sorry you’re going to miss all the amazing things around West Hollywood nightlife tonight! Here are some top tips around town…

V-DAY ON A BUDGET

February is a short month, which means rent is due three days earlier and your clients’ thirty-day pay cycle may miss the mark, but that doesn’t mean you and Bae have to starve! Take them out of West Hollywood to STOUT at Cahuenga and Selma, for dinner between 4 PM and 6 PM and enjoy half-priced food! You might even run into some of your favorite WeHoans!

PRIME RIB SPECIAL

Cafe d’Etoile is bringing their Prime Rib special out on a Wednesday as part of their Valentine’s Day Menu, but beware before you take your boo… it comes with a side of asparagus!

HAPPY HOUR IS A DRAG

Head to the Standard Hotel between 7 and 10 PM for a chance to win a free hotel night and enjoy the Hump Day drag show with MoniStat, Miss Barbie-Q, Squeaky Blonde, FiFi LaFille, Kayla Gibbs and, appropriately, Sonya Valentine.

LOVE GAMES

It’s happy hour all night long at Bar10 for Arcade Love, with Valentine-themed games hosted by Anita Procedure.

BEACHES BAES

Glide on into Beaches between 9 PM and 1 AM to enjoy music by DJ Brynn Taylor and a late-night double-trouble happy hour from 10 to Midnight.

ACTUALLY ASH WEDNESDAY

It only happens once a year that The Abbey’s Wednesday promotion, Rhea Litre’s Ash Wednesday, happens to be on Ash Wednesday, and this week features a special performance by Kandy Ho, and birthday celebrations for resident DJ Ryan Skyy and gogo dancer/underwear model Steven Dehler.

IT”S BRITNEY, BISHES!

The monthly dance and choreography showcase Club Posers takes on Britney Spears tonight at Flaming Saddles. Showtime at 10 PM. Show up early for Three Day Rule’s Love Ball from 6 PM to 10 PM.

COME TO MAMA

Mayhem Miller guest hosts Come to Mama at Revolver with Ru-Girl Mariah Paris Balenciaga, Sasha Colby, Jessica Wild and Vicky Vox for the 10 PM show presented by Beau Byron. No cover, music by Patrick Kuzara and $99 Ciroc bottle specials.

SNAP OUT OF IT

The House of Avalon returns to Micky’s for the monthly Snap Out of It night, featuring Bible Girl, Gottmik, Dahlia Sin, Luna Lovebad and more, plus the release party for the House of Avalon’s mini game! Party starts at 9 PM.