If you’ve got cabin fever from trying to avoid West Hollywood’s frigid weather today and feel the urge to go out, what’s there to do on a Monday? Plenty! Here are tonight’s top picks…

HAPPY HOUR

Win big at Hamburger Mary’s Geeks Who Drink pub quiz at 7:30 PM…

Have a laugh with the Ruthless People Comedy show at Micky’s from 7 to 9 PM and enjoy $5 drink specials.

Cheer for America at GYM SportsBar as you watch the Olympics and enjoy 2-4-1 drinks until 9 PM.

LATER ON…

Wear RED to FUBAR for Makeout Mondayz with your hosts Loris and Famine. Doors open at 9 PM.

Enjoy Karaoke with Eric Restivo at Flaming Saddles after 8 PM with $5 draft beers from 8 PM to close.

Allusia Alusia hosts Lip Service at the Abbey at 10 PM, with performances by Misty Violet, Calypso Jete, Cassandra James, Roz Dezfalez and Barbie’s Addiction.

Cake Moss makes her Showgirls debut tonight at Micky’s, alongside Rhea Litre, Raven, Morgan McMichaels, Sasha Colby and Kandy Ho! Showtime is at 10 PM, arrive by 8:30 PM to beat the cover and enjoy music by DJ Paulo Ramirez.