Members of the West Hollywood-adjacent Crunch Fitness received a rude awakening in their email inboxes this morning from corporate…

Starting next Monday, the “wet” areas of the men’s locker room will be closed!

Perhaps this will work out better than the “boys days/girls day” system they used while renovating the locker rooms a fee years back.

But since we know that Gays go to the gym for things other than to work out… this could still be a problem!