With Mercury in retrograde, tonight’s promotions around West Hollywood come with a theme: ALL CAPS! Well, mostly, and they do that regardless of Mercury, but who believes in astrology anyways. Anyhow, here’s your rundown of where to be and be seen tonight in West Hollywood!


Be a winner by playing Legendary Bingo at Hamburger Mary’s, starting at 7 PM, with hosts Rory Wood and Joel Bryant.

Head over to GYM SportsBar to watch the Chiefs take on the Seahawks in NFL preseason action and enjoy 2-4-1 drinks to get your mind off the fact that you don’t watch sssssports.


The girls are putting on a show at Bar10, where Leo Madrid and Melissa Befierce host RED with music by Cazwell and performances by Jessica Wild, Anita Procedure, Lexi Siren and Billy L’Amour. 10 PM showtime, $5 shots and $6 well drinks.

RAGE hosts Haus of Starr at 10:30 PM with Barbie’s Addiction, Selena Blackwater, Cha Cha, Cake Moss and featuring Jasmine Masters.

Over at The Abbey it’s KINK Thursday, with leather and harnesses and dancing boys, oh my!

Next door at The Chapel, Allusia hosts Murray Swanby’s TOUCH THURSDAYS with music by DJ Brynn Taylor.

Meanwhile, FUBAR’s weekly BFD is headlined by the gorgeous Jeffy T, Kris M, and Ricardo C. (pictured above)

In non-capitalized fun things to do…

Get your lesbian loving on over at the girl-friendly Matriarchy at Revolver.

Say “Hola” to Pablo and Alex upstairs at Micky’s after 10 PM where they’re serving Michelada and Adios specials for Arriba, the club’s weekly Latin night.