It’s one week until Christmas in July, and do you know what that means?!? Right. Absolutely nothing… Unless your birthday happens to be July 25th… But if you still need a reason to go out, here’s what not to miss tonight in West Hollywood.

Happy Hour

Taco Tuesday means all-you-can eat tacos at Fiesta Cantina and Micky’s, with drink specials to boot. At Micky’s $5 will get you unlimited tacos, and another fiver will get you a personal pitcher of margaritas. Be sure to tip Fernando, er, Francisco

Over at Bar10, you can get dollar oysters during happy hour, with drink specials to wash them down–$4 wells, $5 wine and $9 punch from 4 to 8 PM.

Later on…

Work hard, play harder, is what they say at The Chapel where it is Service Industry Night (SIN, get it?) with extended happy hour, bottle service specials and tunes by DJ John Joseph.

Next door, it is Totally Nineties Tuesday at The Abbey where DJ Casey Alva spins the best of our college or high school years, hosted by Mayhem Miller with special guest Mariah Balenciaga!

Around the corner at the Mother Lode, The Hole welcomes a diverse crowd of men who come to admire all that DirtyBurty’s men have on show…

Down the street, it’s DreamGirls Revue at Hamburger Mary’s, where tonight’s performers include Jasmine Masters, Delta Work, and Wilhelmina Caviar.

Finally, enjoy another week with a bonus hour upstairs at Micky’s as Saldana presents Level2Lounge with DJ Paulo Ramirez and Beau Bryon. On a budget? Grab a $2 well drink from the patio bar downstairs after 9 PM.