It’s day three of a torrid heat wave and for many of us it’s a good excuse to text someone and say, “you hot.”

According to our sources at the sheriff’s station, medical assists and alcohol-related assaults increase on Sundays when the temperature is over 80–and considering it will be over 90 degrees in WeHo today, we know y’all are going to be a mess.

So might we suggest spending the afternoon at The Beverly Center where there is nice, cool, air conditioning, and check out how the renovations are coming along?  Christmas in July is coming up, you know, so what a perfect excuse to swing by Tiffany’s or the Apple Store?

OK so conspicuous consumption isn’t your thing… Where are the best pools to hang out in West Hollywood?

Stefano Rosso and friends enjoy the July 4th pool party at the Standard Hotel, photo via @gatorosso

Visit WeHo has you covered with their list of the hottest pools in West Hollywood. A word to the wise, though, last we checked the Andaz pool wasn’t open to the public, nor was the pool heated, not that it would matter on a day like today!

Happy Hour

Surf’s Up! at Revolver with $2 well vodka specials all afternoon.

Meet these boys at Micky’s, photo via @gatorosso

Enjoy some strong air conditioning and FREE ice cream as Stefano Rosso presents Ice Cream Sundays at Micky’s next door.

Later on

Wait until the sun goes down to head over to The Abbey or The Chapel for Sunday Funday, because even with the A/C at full blast, the Abbey is hot, hot, hot! (in more ways than one!)

Finally, if you’re feeling brave, catch the WeHo Pickup and head eastbound as Sunday nights mean Karaoke at the Gold Coast at 10 PM.