Who says soccer is boring, other than most Americans, or that sports can't be sexy?
Last night, in the US's quarterfinal Gold Cup match against El Salvador, the visitors' Henry Romero took a bite out of American striker Jozy Altidore, then twisted his nipple.
No we know a lot of boys around WeHo find that to be a bit kinky, and apparently so does Jozy… After the game, Altidore told reporters:
My girl is mad at me. She’s mad at me, she’s mad at Romero. She’s like ‘Only I can bite you, only I can grab your nipples."
His girl would have it rough were she a gay man living in West Hollywood, because some folks treat a nipple twist as casually as a handshake.